
Five coming atcha.

You know the drill.

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Say it ain’t so, Joe…. Unable during eight years of insufferably insipid State of the Union Addresses by George W. Bush to even sprout one semi-hard boner, sexually frustrated Joe Wilson finally came into his own, er, pants last night during President Obama’s health care speech. He was reportedly overcome, so to speak, by the very idea of being “dressed down” by a black man, and shouted “My Lai!” or “Oh my!” (reports are conflicting) as he made several jerking gestures in his seat, leading to purportedly soggy trousers.
Pundits prognosticate there will be domino effect-like, proliferation of collective reach-arounds throughout the media sphere and the so-called “yak shows” over the next few days.


Yes. Zombie Jesus done tackled a Yeti. And Tony Perkins breaks the ninth commandment, among other things.