Save your money, don’t go to the ‘ho
Indeed, my objectivist brother (or sister, I suppose) — put that twenty back in your wallet, forget about getting the “professional” hummer (although that is a bargain price, particularly in times like these) and go back to thy hovel and, in private, bop the bishop for all you are worth (dubious value, to say the least). You will have saved yourself twenty clams and after cleaning up be free to re-read Atlas Drugged or some other similar soap opera-esque mental masturbational tomes or tracts. I’d recommend anything by Alan Greenspan, post 2007…
Self-love, self-hate, whatever the feeling, it’s all about self, right?
Thrash the eucharist, it’s fun
’bout that black friday thing….how’s that workin’ out fer ya?
Lettuce give tanks for G-Day
And them meatballs is vegan, I have it on imaginary authority.
Enjoy the tryptophan overdose and the faculty of oblivion. And don’t forget to shop tomorrow.
Delicious Poetic Justice
Ah, something to be thankful for. Pardon my remorseless schadenfreude. For the nostalgic among you, here’s a link to a fully abridged, edited version of it’s 2006 hit, “Brainless.”
Holy non sequitor!
Thanks to Just John for the eye-dear.
Bottoms Up, or create your own caption
Auto Industry Takes Nosedive, Future Archaeological Dig, Dig me-but don’t bury me, uh….
A nation of whiners indeed
11 Herbs and 1959 Spice Girl
‘OT VEGAN!
Keep your fucking stale crackers, cracker
SC priest: No communion for Obama supporters – Blogrunner
Just hang on to them mothball smelling “magic” wafers and your consubstantiation and/or transubstantiation delusions, moron. Who wants to eat those fetid crackers after your fingers have touched them? Who knows where they’ve been! BTW, nice blouse, very floral. But shouldn’t you have a white hood over your “Joe the Plumber” countenance?
You definitely have a date with the chopper, fucktard.
Facebook Spews Chunks
Lewd, obtrusive, shitty interface, weirdly sluggish Ajax, a hall of mirrors for narcissists. A meat market for, what? Who?
Good to hear he’s got his ass off the cross
One big happy corporation
No more enemies, only customers.
Blame it on Ambien and Vodka
One consonant away from The Church of Moron
I hereby declare a media war against the Morons. I shall skewer them like no other cult before.
The time has come. Tax the churches! Now!
Enough of this ecumenical welfare state! Tax them all, let Matthew the tax collector sort them out. I’m tired of subsidizing these cults! These atavistic, anachronistic, absurd collectives with their total institutions and annoyingly apostolic agendas, their desperate edifices constructed out of fear and cowardice under the guise of “faith,” and “values.” Enough coddling of these grown up children (some of them like to be called “Pastors”), clinging to their fantasies which were foisted upon them when they were too young to protest, to formulate any rational opposition. This indoctrination is tantamount to extreme child abuse, the raping and warping of young minds. And the pernicious cycle continues, producing more membots to replace their “evangelical” perpetrators.
Fine. You want to fuck with civil rights, persist in your medieval ways, your Disneyworld mentality, all right. But the free ride should end! Not a cent of tax payer dollars should go to you parasites. And if you have any integrity at all, you’ll willingly abnegate your tax exempt status and beginning “rendering unto Caesar” forthwith.
Now THAT is an ass-whuppin’!
I’m relieved to know that this nation’s neck ain’t nearly as red as I feared 
Now there’s a shitload of work to be done….
Today is THE day
You know what to do, and when and where to do it, I trust.
Limbic System Voting
The limbic system is a set of evolutionarily primitive brain structures located on top of the brainstem and buried under the cortex.
Limbic system structures are involved in many of our emotions and
motivations, particularly those that are related to survival. Such
emotions include fear, anger, and emotions related to sexual behavior.
The limbic system is also involved in feelings of pleasure that are
related to our survival, such as those experienced from eating and sex.
Farah Failin
HeavyConfetti
- Latcho Drom August 29, 2010
- Track Listing for “The State of Things” Album August 21, 2010
- Changes, future August 17, 2010
- The State of the State of Things June 21, 2010
- Working Three Tracks June 12, 2010
- the state of things without and around us June 8, 2010
- Long time no post…Three cuts from Phronemophobia April 17, 2010
- Kill Television! December 24, 2009
- The Cut of Your Gib October 25, 2009
- Don’t Blame Me October 25, 2009
AB
