Poo Poo Will Eat Itself
Ugandan Scat Munchers Convention. Reports are this dude raised a big stink.
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/pooPooWillEatItself.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/pleaseTouchThatDial.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/totallyTotallyTotally.mp3
Coke – The choice sugar water for 4 out of 5 zombies
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/zerothreeninetyfive.mp3.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/iCantHelpIt.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/LifetimeAssBondage.mp3
Slack Adjuster
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/thinkAboutthese.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/iclickOnPron.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/whatAboutThatJuxtaposition.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/veryDeepBonds.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/crackPotsdotCom.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/badCompany.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/aCloseLook.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/clickOnTheMicrophone.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/kinToTheMonkey.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/hoHoHoHoHo.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/nebulousFacts.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/somethingRadicallyWrong.mp3
think of the stench
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/thinkOfTheStench.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/saysBob.mp3
Just not that into you
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/justNotThatIntoYou.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/youHaveNoIdea.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/IReallyCareAboutSantana.mp3
Difficult to Stomach
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/difficultToStomach.mp3
Spermons Discharged, Redux
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/goodAtHurling.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/discharge.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/passTheLust.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/wildSoundsLikeanimals.mp3
Well, you can certainly hear the passion
The Phocus on the Phamily Pholks get a little Phuck happy.
Oh I’m no fool, no siree, I’m sho nuff gonna get some big boo-tee
Kirk and Ray want to give you a free poster. But first, an array of mind numbing propaganda. Could that be the cause of all the increased anxiety in church? Consider the following: Bob could make a difference, but adolescence is growing. And Focus on the Family is getting into cock sports. Yes, times is hard. Times is hard.
Zombie Jesus tackled a Yeti. And We’ve got a sound bite!
Yes. Zombie Jesus done tackled a Yeti. And Tony Perkins breaks the ninth commandment, among other things.
The world…it’s a turd.
Satan is Bored
Old Beelzebub be catching them Z’s. With no help from Ambien, or St. John’s Wort, or the ever pungent, fecal smelling Valerian Root. The repetitive shenanigans of the mildly mendacious membots of terra firma move him not. With the only real sin being that of stupidity, Old Nick rests assured, since the world is awash in it.
Make another “Omen” remake. He loves that. Or how about another sermon on the “prince of darkness,” or where ye spout, “satan is the god of this present world!” Shit. Or better still, another Dan Brown novel on the dubiousness of catholic history, a real spiritual, poppy potboiler that Ron Howard can make into yet another mediocre movie.
To paraphrase Malcolm X, or, rather, to mangle his words, “What did Satan do, oh mere Christians and Muslims and Festivus Devotees, what did he do, to make you as stupid as you are right now?”
One of the worst of the clownish membots out there is Brannon House. Now this sorry, absurd dickweed is a very sick man. If he were to go into any mental hospital and begin ranting like he does on his laughable radio show, he’d be summarily committed to the asylum. Right now there are schizophrenics locked up who have a better shtick than he does. Perhaps they need their own radio show. Why not? Along with anti-psychotic meds, it could be therapeutic.
And here lies the raison d’etre for Mr. House’s constant railing against psychology: his deep fear of being locked up, straight-jacketed, loony binned. Sadly, Mr. House seems to have a loony, mouthbreather following. To quote Ozzy Osbourne, “People think he’s crazy, but he’s in demand.” Yep. Well MJ was crazy as an outhouse rat too. But that, for another time, or not.
Take your clothes off and sing
Go fishing. Go fish. Have fun. Take a long walk off of a short pier.
Now look into space
all balled up at the head office
The clips have been piling up here at norelpref central and I’ve been too otherwise occupied or simply too lazy to post them. So rather than insert a plenitude of browser crashing podpress instances, I’m just going to place URLs to the offending files here.
It’s incredible
Develop a Daily Habit
Waiting for you
Severe cranial damage
Bondage so hard
No truth to that
Spermon #62609
More boogie men
The usual for Bob
The Crystal Ball
In a Threesome
Clear the air
Lookin’ for nothing
It’s the truth, is it not?
Dog did it
They literally could not believe
God Donut
Radical Islam
New Happy Hour
This shit is ridiculous
FWIW, this is the 900th post! Certainly not as many posts as, say what they got over at the Skepchicks Blog, but hey, for a slacker like meself, that’s perty gud.
Try it, try it, Jack
Funk and Roll, Roll and Funk
Fundie Mental
Think outside the box
That picture speaks volumes. And volumes.
spinning our wheels
HeavyConfetti
- Latcho Drom August 29, 2010
- Track Listing for “The State of Things” Album August 21, 2010
- Changes, future August 17, 2010
- The State of the State of Things June 21, 2010
- Working Three Tracks June 12, 2010
- the state of things without and around us June 8, 2010
- Long time no post…Three cuts from Phronemophobia April 17, 2010
- Kill Television! December 24, 2009
- The Cut of Your Gib October 25, 2009
- Don’t Blame Me October 25, 2009
AB
