Bishops reportedly Spontaneously Stupid
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/thePeartAnalysis.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/recycleBob.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/theShockingTruth.mp3
Gee, George, ya Sure are Smart
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/box30.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/pornapalooza.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/yaGottaHaveTheHeat.mp3
Legalize Marijuana, Criminalize the Vatican
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/theLooseShow.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/varietyShoe.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/LegalizeMarijuana.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/mutantfemalefabulous.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/fascinatingExperiences.mp3
It’s not beautiful
And you thought the Catholics were only into missionary? (actual screen capture from Google)
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/itsNotBeautiful.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack4/NotAFnDoctor.mp3
700 Club-Foot in Mouth Disease
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/700ClubFootInMouthDisease.mp3
Out Hunting Mastodon
Godspeed, Zor and companeros.
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/outHuntingMastodon.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/thePopeMadeSatan.mp3
http://www.norelpref.com/media/slack3/moreSlackWeNeedMoreSlack.mp3
McFAIL
Are You Hooked?
Gratuitous vaguely related graphic image goes here
Dumb Ass with No Impulse Control Ejaculates During Pres Speech
Say it ain’t so, Joe…. Unable during eight years of insufferably insipid State of the Union Addresses by George W. Bush to even sprout one semi-hard boner, sexually frustrated Joe Wilson finally came into his own, er, pants last night during President Obama’s health care speech. He was reportedly overcome, so to speak, by the very idea of being “dressed down” by a black man, and shouted “My Lai!” or “Oh my!” (reports are conflicting) as he made several jerking gestures in his seat, leading to purportedly soggy trousers.
Pundits prognosticate there will be domino effect-like, proliferation of collective reach-arounds throughout the media sphere and the so-called “yak shows” over the next few days.
Glenn Buchanan
Both of these mental defective media whore turds have books out right now. Both stinking tomes are equally vapid and shrill and paranoid. And are Just perfect for the scalpel of norelpref.
Satan is Bored
Old Beelzebub be catching them Z’s. With no help from Ambien, or St. John’s Wort, or the ever pungent, fecal smelling Valerian Root. The repetitive shenanigans of the mildly mendacious membots of terra firma move him not. With the only real sin being that of stupidity, Old Nick rests assured, since the world is awash in it.
Make another “Omen” remake. He loves that. Or how about another sermon on the “prince of darkness,” or where ye spout, “satan is the god of this present world!” Shit. Or better still, another Dan Brown novel on the dubiousness of catholic history, a real spiritual, poppy potboiler that Ron Howard can make into yet another mediocre movie.
To paraphrase Malcolm X, or, rather, to mangle his words, “What did Satan do, oh mere Christians and Muslims and Festivus Devotees, what did he do, to make you as stupid as you are right now?”
One of the worst of the clownish membots out there is Brannon House. Now this sorry, absurd dickweed is a very sick man. If he were to go into any mental hospital and begin ranting like he does on his laughable radio show, he’d be summarily committed to the asylum. Right now there are schizophrenics locked up who have a better shtick than he does. Perhaps they need their own radio show. Why not? Along with anti-psychotic meds, it could be therapeutic.
And here lies the raison d’etre for Mr. House’s constant railing against psychology: his deep fear of being locked up, straight-jacketed, loony binned. Sadly, Mr. House seems to have a loony, mouthbreather following. To quote Ozzy Osbourne, “People think he’s crazy, but he’s in demand.” Yep. Well MJ was crazy as an outhouse rat too. But that, for another time, or not.
I really don’t think, I just feel
Take your clothes off and sing
Go fishing. Go fish. Have fun. Take a long walk off of a short pier.
Now look into space
Thanks for listening
all balled up at the head office
The clips have been piling up here at norelpref central and I’ve been too otherwise occupied or simply too lazy to post them. So rather than insert a plenitude of browser crashing podpress instances, I’m just going to place URLs to the offending files here.
It’s incredible
Develop a Daily Habit
Waiting for you
Severe cranial damage
Bondage so hard
No truth to that
Spermon #62609
More boogie men
The usual for Bob
The Crystal Ball
In a Threesome
Clear the air
Lookin’ for nothing
It’s the truth, is it not?
Dog did it
They literally could not believe
God Donut
Radical Islam
100% Bullshit
Praying for The Death of Fashion
Holy Shit! Christians shocked to discover greatest baby killer in history is….God!
The faithful are utterly nonplussed, flabbergasted, but begin immediately rationalizing for “Him” after the initial consternation. They say, like David, who slept around and had giant issues, God has a hard-on for homicide, genocide, and particularly loves infanticide. Rachel, weeping for her children? A whiner. A whiner!!!! But Yahweh don’t and never did call it “abortion,” no, he prefers the term “sport.”
p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n
Pray for a hole
Why a duck?
Pat is concerned. He wants to know, in earnest, whether his sexual proclivities for mallards is covered by the law. In a word, no. No, Pat. You’ll have to be content with the rubber variety of Anas Platyrhynchos. Suffering succotash…
No mainstream appeal
Think outside the box
That picture speaks volumes. And volumes.
HeavyConfetti
- Latcho Drom August 29, 2010
- Track Listing for “The State of Things” Album August 21, 2010
- Changes, future August 17, 2010
- The State of the State of Things June 21, 2010
- Working Three Tracks June 12, 2010
- the state of things without and around us June 8, 2010
- Long time no post…Three cuts from Phronemophobia April 17, 2010
- Kill Television! December 24, 2009
- The Cut of Your Gib October 25, 2009
- Don’t Blame Me October 25, 2009
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